In China, if you're a woman, single and over 30, you are called 剩女 'left over woman' in Mandarin. In Cantonese, you are called 蘿底橙, 賣剩蔗, and 攝灶罅, which means orange at the bottom of the basket, the sugarcane that didn't get sold, and the thing used for filling the gap of the stove. But if you are a man, single, and over 30, you are called 鑽石王老五, a
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