80s Tribute To The Sitcoms and Cartoons and the best Music ever!! I guess I thought you'd be here forever. Another illusion I chose to create. You don't know what you got until it's gone. And I found out a little too late. I was acting as if you were lucky to have me. Do you ever play love? I finally knew you were gone. And I know how much I care.
I miss when films used to be this creative. Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. What is it, son? I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... Dick? Yeah? Take a look out of starboard. Oh, my God! It looks like a huge... Pecker! Oh, where? Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's... Privates! We have reports of an unident
Melanie Brand New Key 1971 On this day Jul 26, 2025. I rode my bicycle past your window last night. I roller-skated to your door at daylight. It almost seems like you're avoiding me. I'm okay alone, but you got something I need. Well, I got a brand new pair of roller skates, you got a brand new key. I think that we should get together and try them
That's hilarious! I just died laughing!! for calling the phone company. My name is Wanda. How may I help you? Bitch, why did I have to wait over five minutes for you to answer this phone? Ma'am, I apologize for the long wait time. Do you know who I am? Not yet. You haven't given me your name. My name is Bridget, and I need you to fucking pay attent
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