Amy, you remember Ross? Not really. But you are much cuter than that geeky guy she used to date. That was me. No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade. Still me. No, I'm not talking about you. It was your fat friend's brother with that bad afro, remember? Amy, I'm gonna save you some time
Me watching a documentary and they start taking stuff out of the Reichstag after the fall of Berlin. Squidward, you shouldn't be going through Mr. Krabs' belongings. You won't like it.
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me. I wanna make sure the explosives didn't get wet, but I can't find them. Look in the bottom. Okay. I'll dig a little deeper. Wow, this bag is really full. Just keep digging, darling. I'll just feel around for them. Good Lord, Austin. What sort of things do you keep in here? Anything that catches my fancy. My Go
Samantha Loren The National News Desk. The House Oversight Committee is investigating Representative Ilhan Omar's finances amid her skyrocketing family wealth in recent years. So, according to the New York Post, the inquiry is focused on how Omar's household assets increased so dramatically over a short period of time. GOP lawmakers say they want t
A man is sleeping in a van. Another man puts a sausage in his mouth. The sleeping man wakes up, looks confused, then the other man quickly places a clown mask behind him. The sleeping man gets scared by the mask and jumps out of the van. Text on shirts: BENZ. Text on screen: PLEASE STAND BY, encrypted.media.
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