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Glorious day for fishing, gents. I'm gonna crack a cold one here, goddamn it. Aye, 'tis. Lo and behold! I've retrieved one! Good show! I too, shall woo a sea angel. Come hither sweet princess.
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Welcome back to 30 Minute Meal. We are making Black Pepper Beef Chow Mein. First, soak your Chow Mein noodles in organic water until it is loosened. For the sauce, combine chicken stock, light soy sauce, dark soy sauce, sesame oil, black pepper, oyster sauce, sugar, and cornstarch. In a pan, add the thinly sliced beef. Stir fry until it is 80% cook
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