Caught my cat having a convo with a seagull. Cat: What's your name? Seagull: What? Cat: What is your name? Seagull: Tony! Cat: Fuck you, Tony! Seagull: What's your name? Cat: Ezekiel! Seagull: Fuck you, Ezekiel! Cat: Fuck you! Seagull: Fuck you!
She said, because, David, there's no way that you can ever say the word faggot on our network. I didn't know I did anything wrong. I didn't try to defend myself. I said, all right, fck it. I'll take it out. Have a good afternoon. And as I was leaving, it occurred to me. Hey, hey, Renee, quick question. This is just a question. I seriously, I want t
One, two, go! It's out! Right there! Get it! Dang it! Spending every day on your own and here it goes! No! Yes! Ahhh! Yeah! One, two, three. Two. No. No. I'll get it! Slam it like you usually do it. I can't. I got it. Ow! Somebody once told me the world is gonna. It switched sides. Let me see. Oh, it came out that time! Ahhhhh! Three, two, one, go!
I am going to fire the bodyguards protecting Donald. They put my husband at the 3rd priority level. I watched as the bodyguards of Vance rushed forward immediately, and only after Vance was safe did those bodyguards slowly come over. They clearly knew my husband was not wearing a bulletproof vest, yet they did not protect him at the first moment. W
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