Brother, we were told King Odysseus is here in the hills. Odysseus. That old bastard drinks my wine and never pays. What, respect your king, friend? Respect him? I'd like to punch him in the face. He was pawing at my wife, trying to tear her clothes off. I hope Agamemnon's generals are smarter than his emissaries. What did you say? You want me to h
WE BRING IN THE STUDIO THIS MORNING ONE OF THE GAY RIGHTS ACTIVISTS MISTER... SHOULD I CALL YOU MISTER? PEPE JULIAN ONZIEMA THANK YOU FOR COMING IN! THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME. GOOD MORNING TO YOU. WHY ARE YOU GAY? WHO SAYS I'M GAY? YOU ARE GAY. EHH... LESBIAN? HOMOSEXUAL? HOW CAN I DESCRIBE YOU? GENDER. YOU ARE INITIALLY MALE OR FEMALE? THE SEX THAT
Glorious day for fishing, gents. I'm gonna crack a cold one here, goddamn it. Aye, 'tis. Lo and behold! I've retrieved one! Good show! I too, shall woo a sea angel. Come hither sweet princess.
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