Oh, yeah, they're my new skinny jeans. What do you think? I don't think they're working. As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize...
If you don't like abortions, don't get one. If you don't like guns, don't get one. Guns kill people though. Say that again? Guns do kill. Why do you think the women in this generation is doomed? Um, when a man harms a child, even prison inmates makes him a target. Like even violent criminals know there's a line you don't cross. But when a woman har
WAIT TILL THE END. now and forever hold your peace. You forgot your toothbrush last night. Seriously? Oh my God. I got no help for you, brother. Yeah, you're in some deep trouble. I don't know what you're thinking.
me and my work bestie talking sh*t about the coworker we both hate. Get her. Like a fucking dinosaur. Oh, she's got bed head too. Oh my god. I can see the edge of her fucking spanks. Look at that. That ass. Ugh. I bet when she gets up here, she smells like fucked buttholes. I believe that's what the children call truffle butter.
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