He's bully-proof. Your wiener's the size of a tic-tac! That's why your mom's breath smells so good! Hey, hey, hey, come here. Hello! Is there any food in here? They just cleaned these. Open the door, I need to see my toothbrush. Oh, I'm going number two. I need to see it now! What is this? Is this lettuce? I don't want that! Oh, I'm starving. Can I
You don't know how you met me, you don't know why you can't turn around and say goodbye. All you know is when I'm with you, I make you free. And swim through your veins like a fish in the sea. Come and sing and follow me, everything is alright. I'll be the one to tuck you in at night. If you want to leave, I can guarantee you won't find nobody else
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