I got a job proposition for you. And that's when I scream for the bouncer. No, it's not like that, it's not even for me. It's for my dad. He's 82 years old, and he's ate up with arthritis and all kind of injuries, and he can barely get from one end of the couch to the other. Now, I figure, your line of work, you probably got to stay pretty limber,
She got pregnant at age 40 and you won't believe what the doctor told her. I'm 40 years old and I get pregnant. And my doctor says at one of our appointments, there's something wrong with your son. He's not compatible with life. And it's my recommendation, you come in tomorrow and we terminate this pregnancy. But here I have this in my Bible that I
HE-MAN. HE-MAN AND THE MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE. I am Adam, Prince of Eternia and defender of the secrets of Castle Grayskull. This is Cringer, my fearless friend. Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword and said: By the power of Grayskull! I have the power! Cringer became the mighty Battle Cat, and I became He
One of the best parts about Letitia James getting caught in her mortgage scheme... This was the niece who was living in the property that was supposed to be vacant most of the year. Criminal referral sent to Florida... Out of the protection of the Swamp! pov: all da old head washed out og dancers tryna hate, right, and talk sh*t cs you a new young
I said, spent through your body, man. If I shoot a little man, they won't shoot back. Bitch on the 40, I make your whole crew cry, man. What you want, we gonna kill your whole crew, man. Don't race in my body, man. You said I'm high and I'm looking for you, man. Post on the block, all that cash, man. We go for the body, they gave him a few, man. Th
Finally you found a page dedicated to the most unforgettable bloopers. That right there was a violation. A woman on a talk show makes a suggestive joke about men putting their hands up a woman's dress looking for a library card, causing the host to burst into laughter.
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