Ma'am, why is there a mannequin in the passenger seat? He listens better than my husband does. Ma'am, you ran a red light. It looked embarrassed, so I gave it privacy. You almost hit that mailbox, ma'am. Knows what it did. Ma'am, you made an illegal U-turn. I changed my mind legally. You were driving with both hands off the wheel. The car needs ind
11 years. I treat her with respect. I treat her like she's a customer at Chick-fil-A. I do. How may I help you and my pleasure? And then I ignore her on Sunday because I'm closed. It's okay, she's not bright either. She circles the building until Monday. Right? She does. She circles. You're not laughing. Is she behind me? On our first date, she tol
Redemption Man, Old G Productions, UNTAMED. They told me to fall in line, to bow my head, to know my place. Fuck that. I was born with fire where my heart should be. Raised on hard roads and blistered feet. Every damn scar's got a story to tell. I've crawled back alive from my own little hell. You can shove your rules where the sun don't shine, 'ca
Dad, look, I got the money to get Juan out. I got all of it, but I want to know how much my mom's going to put in on it, so maybe I could have, keep a little bit. Let me know, text her, please. UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 20 5 100
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