Oh my fellow Americans, we've made a great choice. A really great choice. Colin McDonald will serve as Assistant Attorney General for Fraud Enforcement. Very important role, brand new, and it's about protecting the American people. Fraud hurts families, it hurts businesses, and we're not gonna let it happen. We want honesty, we want fairness, and w
Hope to get a flower. The last time I received flowers was four years ago, on a date. It seems like no one wants to stay in touch with me after learning about my divorce. Am I really that unattractive?
Seeing if my horse knows this song... You packed in your stacks, especially in the back. Brother, I wanna thank your mother for a butt like that. Can I get some fries with that shake, shake, shake, booty? If looks could kill, you wouldn't be an Uzi or shotgun. Bang. What's up with that thang? I wanna know, how does it hang? Straight up, wait up, ho
Never Forget When Pitbull Gave This Message to Country Haters. Whoever the fuck doesn't like the United States of America, may God bless you, but fuck you at the same time. If you don't like the United States of America, go back to the countries that we the fuck from and you'll see how much you appreciate the United States of America.
The American Flag. Our own good land here. She's been abused. She's been burned, dishonored, denied, refused. And the government for which she stands is scandalized throughout the land. And she's getting threadbare, and she's wearing thin, but she's in good shape for the shape she's in. Cause she's been through the fire before. And I believe she ca
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