Setting a password. I was trying to set a password for my wife's computer, so I typed in 'my penis'. She starts laughing hysterically. I said, 'What's so funny?' She says, 'The screen says not long enough'.
President Trump at the UN: "I CALL ON ALL MEMBERS OF THE ICC TO RESIGN IMMEDIATELY". The United States is equally opposed to the out of control institution known as the International Criminal Court. We will never allow US service members or anyone else to be investigated or given show trials by an anti-American tribunal with no jurisdiction over us
They're now taking little Western European kids to the mosque to go on their knees and worship Allah. The schools that used to teach the Bible, the schools that used to teach the Ten Commandments to little kids, they're now teaching them the Quran. Instead of praying the Lord's Prayer, "Our Father in Heaven, Holy is your name," they're praying "All
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