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avatar jojo9

So if a woman dates five guys, people call her a bitch, but a man dates 50 women and suddenly he's a legend. Exactly. Why do you think that is? Simple. Imagine a lock that opens with five different keys. That's not exactly a great lock. Now imagine one key that can open 50 different locks. That's what you call a master key.

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avatar John Paul

How ADHD was treated in the 90's. This treatment is fast and effective and doesn't use harmful drugs. Watch closely as I apply treatment to the first child. Sit down and study! Sit down and study! Stop crying and do your school work! If you would like more information on my bold new treatments, please send away for this free brochure entitled 'You

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avatar Agni Gauss

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

I miss when movies were this creative. Colonel, you better take a look at this radar. What is it, son? I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant... dick! Yeah? Take a look out of starboard. Oh, my God! It looks like a huge... pecker! Where? Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone is... Privates! We have reports of an unidentified fl

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

A woman demonstrates playing two harps simultaneously in response to an on-screen comment that reads: "I wonder if it's possible 2 play 2 of them at the same time". She skillfully plays both instruments, producing a harmonious sound.

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