Spanish. That's the shit. You know what I really want to learn how to speak? I'd like to learn how to speak French 'cause that's some cool shit, French. You can say 'I got a shit' in French, it'll sound good. Mon désir est de faire caca. Oh, it just sounds good, man. I don't like that shit, that Arabic, that the motherfuckers be speaking in the 7-E
Part 1 😂🤣 EDDIE MURPHY CHINESE PEOPLE GET IT BAD. Eddie Murphy performs stand-up comedy. He talks about how Chinese people are often teased. He imitates Chinese accents when ordering food, saying things like 'Oh, what you want, what you want, what you want?' and 'I'll have one egg for you, one egg for me.' He then imagines Chinese people ordering a
Life is a waterfall, we're one in the river and one again after the fall. Swimming through the morning, we hear the word, we lose ourselves but we find it all. Cause we are the ones that wanna play, always wanna go but you never wanna stay. We are the ones that wanna choose, always wanna play but you never wanna lose. When you lose your mind, you f
A cute black and white puppy, possibly a Pomeranian, is seen inside a white sphere that rotates. The puppy's head is visible, looking around as it spins. The video is set to the popular 'Pedro Pedro Pedro' song.
A woman drills a man's buttock with a power drill while he is standing on a stool. He jumps down in pain and surprise, then curses at her. The woman laughs at his reaction. The man says: "Are you crazy, damn it! I'm the third one, damn it!"
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