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avatar Gaie Houston

They ought to have a scoring system, a Golden Corral, like they do in bowling, you know. Walk in there to eat, they put your name up on the TV screen and show everybody how much food you ate after 10 trips to the buffet. You can pick teams and compete with other fat folks in there. That'd be something. Hey, sweetheart, where's my scratch pants? It

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avatar Sophia Rich

As-salamu alaykum brothers and sisters, this is your pilot Mohamed Ali Abdullah Ibrahim. We just want to thank you for flying southwest. This is your last flight. All other flights are grounded after this one for the night. We do have bombs on the plane. Bombs Burgers is sponsoring the flight, so please enjoy the burger on us. Once we get in Calif

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Thank you, be very much and never understood, I couldn't live with you... ...you in love with him?

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avatar Gaie Houston

The Concert: ... scenes of a live concert with performers on stage, bright lights, and a cheering crowd. Transcribed audio: Let's get it, it's time to go the fuck off! Are you ready? I can't do this, I know you're playing it, I'm gonna get it!

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avatar Sophia Rich

When he surpri[s]es you by taking you to the most expensive place in the US for valentines day

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avatar Anthony Miller

Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey

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