This is a question for boys, but when you guys go to the urinals together, do you guys hold each other's hands? Hell no. We don't hold hands. How will we hold each other's cocks?
I'm gonna keep on beating that drum. They say I need to clean this up, more respectable. You got to see the buckle on these testicles. This is pop rock beats, I'm a spectacle. But you don't hear me though, I don't give a fuck. Go ahead, pussy, let your radio play the same 15 songs that you hear every day. Go ahead, pussy, keep crying about your bit
DAILY PROOF THAT HUMANITY STILL EXISTS. The man who never left his son behind. At 40 years old, Dick Hoyt was an overweight smoker who had never run more than a mile. He was the last person you'd expect to become an elite athlete. But one simple request from his son was about to change his life and inspire millions. When Rick Hoyt was born, the doc
Friend Throws object at me*. Me, a true scientist knowing that nothing ever actually comes in contact with anything else: Alright, fucker. You lucky you missed.
Fräulein Doktor (1969) Oh, Jeanette, what are you doing? Oh, I'm just dusting, Madame. What a lovely fire. Oh, I'm so exhausted, Jeanette. Would you mind? Oh, of course, please! Non-human.
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