What's the difference between gay beer and straight beer? Gay beer comes in a can. What's worse than two lesbians running with scissors? Lesbian scissoring with the runs. What does an 80-year-old woman taste like? Depends. Did you hear about the woman who broke up with the man for having a small penis? When his friends asked if he was okay, he said
I TOLD MY MOM THE COOKIES ON THE STOVE THAT SHE ATE WAS EDIBLES. Ma. What? You ate all those cookies on the stove? Yes, the fuck I did. Why? Why are you getting so mad? Those are edibles, ma. Is that the fucking reason why I'm walking around here all lost in the fucking sauce, bitch? I ate about 12 of them motherfuckers. Why would you eat all of th
WHEN I'M TRYING TO LEAVE WORK BUT THAT ONE COWORKER KEEPS TRYING TO MAKE SMALL TALK. Hey yo, my life's like a movie, my life's like a Uzi, jacuzzi. What the fuck out of my way!
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