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Well, you know what, sir, I don't know if there's a lot we can agree on. So let's just take her wins when we have them. Ma'am. Sir. Ma'am. Do you think you can force me to call you ma'am? I don't know, sir. I mean, that's like a legitimate question for the transgender community. Can you force Americans to call you by the pronoun you want to be call
ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE AS GOP REP CALLS OUT MAXINE WATERS TO HER FACE FOR SUPPORTING FIDEL CASTRO. Mr. Speaker, for that reason, I am asking Madam Waters. For what purpose the lady from California seek recognition? I move to take her words down. Respect who she is and don't pull her name out. Order. Order. The House will be in order. The lady from C
Name a reason a man thinks his wife looks as young as she did the day he married her. Alcohol. Boy. That's the best answer I've ever heard that might not be up there. Damn, that's a good answer. Alcohol. Alcohol.
Holy shit, he's really good. So you're saying Donald Trump should allow everyone to enter the United States, even illegally? Okay, you mentioned that you have a two-bedroom, right? Yeah, I have a two-bedroom. And you live alone? Mhm. Okay, here's what we're gonna do. I would like you to house two illegal immigrants who just crossed our borders. Are
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