When people see my toddler with all of her dogs, I get two types of comments... "That's so dangerous! It's only a matter of time before they attack her." And in the next life I saw "That's the safest baby on the planet with that many protectors!" What do you think? The fact that my daughter is completely clueless about the protection that is around
This is one of the most amazing Trump stories ever. President Trump wants to come with your church. I'm like, yeah, you're talking about. Okay, come on. They sent me a non-disclosure agreement. I don't even read that. I'm thinking, I'm thinking this is a joke. You know, I sign a little venue agreement on a Monday he comes. His his team comes. Half
Waking up after "a couple beers" w/ that one bro
Hello? Non-stop providence to Charlotte? Uh, yeah, tell traffic control I'll be there. Hey, can you send a car? I don't think I can drive.
Things Cops Can't Actually Do But Pretend They Can. The last one will blow your mind. Number one: Force you to unlock your phone or give them your passcode. The Fifth Amendment protects you from self-incrimination, and you can legally refuse. Number two: Search your car without a warrant, your consent, or probable cause. Saying 'I smell something'
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