Why do you call yourself a strong independent woman? I work a corporate six-figure job. I have my own place. I buy my own clothes, and I buy my own food. Okay. So you work, have your own place, and buy clothes. So you basically do what a normal adult is doing already. Do you know how to cook, clean, and take care of your husband? No, I just hire ma
Blacktop burning on the two damn wheels. Leather on our backs and iron in our heels. We ain't asking permission, we ain't kissing no ring. Freedom's the only fucking law that we bring. You come for one brother, you answer to us all. We don't leave our own when the whole world falls. No crown, no master, no chains on me. Ride or die with the Outlaw
Cop CATCHES Nurse Stealing From Patient. STEALING. *STEALS WATCH*. *STEALS MONEY*. How are we doing today? Leaving work with some merchandise? No. Can I help you, officer? I was just watching some very interesting video footage from your work. Mind if I search you? Empty your pockets right now. Can I have some sort of warrant? You're making this wa
Hi, how are you doing? Can I get a dollar? I wish I had a dollar, man. I work every fucking day. I work over 40 hours a week. Uncle Sam still takes all my fucking money and gives it to people that don't want to work. What the fuck is that all about? Where the fuck am I supposed to get a damn dollar? Huh? I'm asking you, where? Okay, sorry. Where am
I'm gonna need you to shut the f*ck up. Let's settle this right now. Okay, me and you, on the stage, in a boxing match. USA versus Israel! So, here is my response. See, you... Okay, I'm gonna need you to shut the f*ck up! You have nothing of relevance to say. You have no argument to make. You have sloganeering bullshit you're spewing about me, abou
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