i said offhandedly to a man in work that i had a girlfriend and he paused and said "my sister is also of... your persuasion" and now i'm convinced he's a vampire
IF YOU THINK YOUR JOB SUCKS, JUST REMEMBER THIS, THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO HAVE TO MAKE DILDOS WHILE FIGHTING THE URGE NOT TO START A "COCK" FIGHT WITH THEIR COLLEAGUES
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