listen... you've been kidnapped. I will remove this tape if you promise you won't scream. where am I? my place. do you have roommates? No. I live alone. I kidnapped you so I will. you have a dog? yea that's my dog, he's 12. your landlord allows dogs? No. I own this place. you OWN this place? yes. I own it. it's beautiful! oh... thanks. you have bee
If you raise your gun again, you're dead. Aim at the family, you're dead. If you move too fast from where you're standing, dead. In fact, I'd say dropping your weapons and putting your hands behind your head's the only viable option, but that's your choice. Well, we got guns and hostages here. I see that. Do you really think you can draw and fire b
Did I come with? Don't look. He's kidnapping me. These are two for one. I'm good. Except for the fact that I'm being kidnapped by him. So, I can excuse, go call the cops, please. Run, quick. Hey, bro. What's up? How's your mom's? She's always worried. You should stop by. I definitely will. Um, let me get a couple of those slurpee cups. I don't want
one of your legacy items has been freeing hostages all over the world. Israeli hostages, American hostages. American Dennis Coyle has been taken hostage by the Taliban for almost a year now. His family has been speaking out. Molly Long went on NewsNation last week to ask for some more public attention to this case. What is your administration doing
BREAKING Trump frees American hostage kidnapped by the Taliban. Updated 10:39, 24 March 2026. Ross Ibbetson. Donald Trump has secured the release of an American hostage after more than a year in captivity in Afghanistan after he was kidnapped by the Taliban.
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