A king wanted to go fishing. He asked the royal weather forecaster for the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain, so the king and the queen went fishing. On the way, he met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey and asked the man if the fish were biting. The fisherman said, "You
WHY HR KNOWS ME BY NAME. I didn't say she was incompetent. I said if she was a GPS, we'd all end up in the ocean. He said, 'Let's think outside the box.' I said, 'Buddy, let's think inside our pay grade first.' They wanted constructive criticism. I constructed it. They didn't like it. They said, 'Bring your whole self to work.' Baby, you couldn't h
Aged like fine wine. It's the fourth time. They've taken the only bits of jewelry I had left. I'm sorry, Madam, but the honest truth is, there's very little chance of catching the person responsible. It's a sad fact that only 2% of burglaries are solved. But they left their fingerprints all over the wall. Oh, it won't help, Madam. They'll be long g
When you listen to the President, these are the musings of an imbecile. An idiot. And I don't use those words to name call. I use them because they are the precise words of the English language to describe his behavior. His comportment. His actions. We've never seen a level of incompetence, a level of ineptitude so staggering on a daily basis by an
They Walk Amongst us. A muscular man in a black tank top and cap, with a cigarette in his mouth, is awkwardly holding a chainsaw, attempting to cut a tree trunk. He appears to be using the tool incorrectly.
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