I grew up next to two of the most popular girls in my grade and in middle school we had a snow day and all of the popular kids came over to my house, knocked on my door. I came downstairs and they said, 'Hey Eric, can we borrow your sled?' I was devastated. But I completely forgotten about that for like 20 years until recently. I was at a bar talki
Daddy, I had two damn good reasons. Written by Heather James. Daddy got a phone call halfway through his shift. Sir, come get your daughter, we got a situation here. He said, 'What'd she do?' They said, 'She's suspended, and there's a ticket coming too before this thing is ended.' He said, 'A ticket? Lord, what happened at that school?' They said,
My little brother just got suspended from school for the second time this year. Apparently the teacher was like, whoever can match the famous quote with the celebrity can get Friday off. They don't have to come to school. And she was like, who could tell me who said 'There is nothing to fear except fear itself'? And then some girl named Sally in hi
A friend of mine told me he accidentally got this girl pregnant. You know how you accidentally get a girl pregnant? You go to the club, see a girl, spit game, get her back to the crib, you both take your clothes off, and you have unprotected sex. It's the same recipe for getting a girl pregnant on purpose. He was like, 'I don't know how this happen
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