Walk through a county courthouse square. And on a park bench, an old man was sitting there. I said, 'Your old courthouse is kind of run down.' He said, 'No, it'll do for our little town.' I said, 'Your old flagpole's kind of leaned a little bit, and that's a ragged old flag you got hanging on it.' He said, 'Have a seat.' And I sat down. He said, 'I
My 27-year-old girlfriend is pregnant. God is good. Let me tell you a story. A hunter rushes out before sunrise. He grabs what he thinks is his rifle. Turns out it's an umbrella. He sees a deer, points, pulls the handle, and the deer falls. That's impossible. Somebody else must have shot it. My point exactly. Oh my goodness. Well, I'll be damn.
A young mother named Leah Katz from Los Angeles was traveling from Los Angeles to New York with her four-year-old son, Avi. There was a scheduled stopover in Chicago before their flight home. Leah was in the middle of a painful divorce and was moving back to New York to rebuild her life, and she scraped together just enough money for two one-way ti
Met a guy today. Age: 22 Portfolio: $1 Million Started investing a year ago. Goal: To retire at 30. I asked him how he has managed to build $1 Million at this age. He said he worked hard & convince his dad to give him $5 Million and invested it all in F&O
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The word was affidavit. I had no idea what an affidavit. I was like, all right, Jack and Jill had two kids. And the first one David. And the second one, affidavit. Affidavit. But I have an addictive personality. I think that's what he told me. He may have called me a dick. I ain't even gonna start gambling. Cause I know me. And by not gambli
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