My dad's a felon, and he's the first person I call when I get into trouble. If you have a felon in your family, call them. They'll get you out of trouble because they've been there. They know how to get out of it. I'll give you an example. One time about 11 years ago, I was driving drunk. I crashed my car into a ditch, and I fled the scene.
A fisherman's tale. I met a gentle borrowed queen in the rivers. She tried to take me upstairs for a ride. She had to kill right across her shoulder. Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind. He's a honky tonk baby. Gimme gimme gimme the honky tonk blues.
I thought it would be good to get together now that we've all rested from our summer vacations. Although true summer vacations aren't always restful, you know that that leads to a story. There was a fellow that was on his way to a mountain resort and a policeman stopped him and said, did you know that you're driving without taillights? The driver
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