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avatar Gaie Houston
Danny R.
Today I went to the dentist and there was only one man in the waiting room.
Shrek 2 was playing and we both just watched the whole movie. waiting for someone to call us in - but nothing.
When the movie ended, the man stood up and called my name.
HE WAS THE DENTIST.

Danny R. Today I went to the dentist and there was only one man in the waiting room. Shrek 2 was playing and we both just watched the whole movie. waiting for someone to call us in - but nothing. When the movie ended, the man stood up and called my name. HE WAS THE DENTIST.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

I thought we were talking about childbirth What’s a moment you’ll never forget? It’s a moment you’ll never forget. I’ll never forget this one time my friend came out running and screaming. It’s a boy. He was literally in tears. We never went back to Thailand again.

avatar John Paul

This girl just posted that she was shopping at Walmart at like 7 o'clock at night. And this employee came up to her and said, hey, what kind of car do you have? And she was like, a Toyota. And he said, oh, is it silver? And is this the license plate? He was on the phone with somebody and they read the license plate.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

Tell us a little about it. So it was actually my roommate. The one you were talking about before? Yeah. So it was recent? Yeah, it was pretty recent, like before Christmas. What happened? Tell us a little bit about it. So it was actually my roommate. So it was recent? like before Christmas.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
been sneaking into the gym for like 6 months and finally got a membership and the front desk was like “who caught u” they knew the whole time 😭😭

been sneaking into the gym for like 6 months and finally got a membership and the front desk was like “who caught u” they knew the whole time 😭😭

avatar Patricia Lee

Bigfoot kissed my daddy and called me slurs in the goodwill parking lot. Stay safe, folks.

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