I'd watch out for a man who's sick of himself. Because when he reaches that point, it goes one of two ways. He either throws in the towel or gets so tired of his own bullshit he changes everything. And that second man is dangerous. Because he's not looking for motivation. He doesn't need it. And he's not waiting on anybody to believe in him because
THIS JOKE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH UNTIL YOUR STOMACH HURTS. A DOCTOR PUTS UP A SIGN IN FRONT OF HIS CLINIC. THE SIGN READS: IF I CAN CURE YOU I GET $20. IF I CANNOT CURE YOU I PAY YOU $100. A LAWYER DECIDES THAT IT'S HIS TIME TO SHINE. SO HE GOES TO THE DOCTOR. THE LAWYER SAID TO THE DOCTOR: HEY DOC, I CAN'T TASTE ANYTHING ANYMORE. PLEASE CURE ME. THE
Caddy takes one tee shot at the masters and gets it in the hole. Commentary about the swing, speed, and then increasing excitement as the ball slowly rolls into the hole. The caddy celebrates with others.
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