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avatar Olivia Veqqie

Delivering a drink to my wife because she's on her period, and I'm scared

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

The next time you admire the beautiful things God has created, remember you're one of them.

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avatar Mark Manson

She's tough as nails. Sophie is the X-factor. She's somebody who never complains. Sophie is like the glue stick of this team, and without her, we won't be where we are. Her ability to shoot the ball, it just opened up so many avenues for us. Just really proud of her. She works really hard and somebody that we need down the stretch for sure. Sophie

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avatar Jacob Junior

BEASTIE BOYS, GIANT, MCA, THE DIGITAL ASSEMBLY. Lyrics: You wake up in the morning, man, you don't wanna go. You ask your mama, 'Please!', but she still says 'No!'. You're daddy's gonna spank you, man, he says 'No way!'. You gotta fight for your right to party!

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avatar Mark Manson

Unfortunately, we only hire from Harvard. And you not only did not go to Harvard Law School, you haven't even gone to any law school. What if I told you that I consume knowledge like no one you've ever met and I've actually passed the bar? I'd say you're full of crap. That's a BarBri Legal Handbook right there, right? Open it up. Read me something.

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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Three men died in a car accident: a philosopher, a mathematician, and an idiot. When they opened their eyes, they were standing at the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter was waiting for them, and standing beside him was the Devil. The philosopher looked serious, the mathematician looked nervous. The idiot looked at the golden gates and said, 'Wow, nice plac

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