Do you think you could lift like 130 140 pounds? Yeah. You think you could lift it and set it right on your face? Oh my gosh, honey. I didn't finish but I pretended I was full. Oh my gosh. I'm like a pinky toe. I'm cute and small and you'll be banging me on the coffee table later. I love coffee. You wanna fill me with your vanilla sweet cream? Oh m
Who did this? OMG... Who did this voiceover? Attention, please. Attention! If you're a crazy, liberal, ugly woman, otherwise known as crazy Karens, please go back home and annoy your husbands instead of our beautiful ICE officers. Although, when you think about it, you probably don't have a husband because you're fat and ugly and annoying and nobod
There's nothing special about being an American. None of you can define for me what an American is. -Joe Biden. Oh YES we can!! I am the nation. I was born on July 4th 1776. And the Declaration of Independence is my birth certificate. The bloodlines of the world run in my veins because I offered freedom for the oppressed. I am many things. And many
A US Marine walked the entire train looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a well-dressed, middle-aged Frenchwoman. But when he got there, he saw it was taken by the woman's poodle. The Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The Frenchwoman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi using it."
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