Do you wanna know why he's not texting you right now. Cute dinner dates. Oi, try it with the sauce bro. Trust me, you'll like it. Ooh yeah, saucy. You like it? Yeah? Want some more? Cheese sauce. Mmm, tasty. Thank you.
It's alive! I think!? BREAKING: Mitch McConnell has just been seen for the first time in over THREE MONTHS, leaving his DC home with a massive police escort. The Senate has already started voting, so unsurprisingly, he's late. This dude is in NO shape to be a US Senator. Senator McConnell, how are you feeling, Senator McConnell? Guys, stand aside,
Franken Berry's got strawberry flavored sweeties. Count Chocula's got chocolate sweeties. Must be for me. Hello, my name is Boo. Gentlemen, let me finish. Boo Berry, your new neighbor. I do not wish to frighten, just to borrow some milk and to explain about my new ghostly good blueberry flavored cereal with a haunting blueberry taste. Boo Berry. We
should we really be doing this? I don't know if I'm ready. We shouldn't do anything if you're not ready. Let's rejoin our friends. I'll play you a song on my acoustic. Awesome! Hey, anyone wanna light up some dank g*nja with me? No thanks! I'm high on the fun we're having right now! Actually, I have something even better than w*ed. The word of our
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