FOX NEWS ALERT. We begin with this Fox News Alert. Democrats had better brace. They need the U.S. Senate seat in Michigan. And their radical left candidate just stepped into epic trouble. The screen shows 'BROTHERHOOD BROUHAHA' and a picture of Abdul El-Sayed. Text on screen reads 'FINAL MIDTERM PUSH W/ EL-SAYED'S FAMILY TIES, POLICIES IN QUESTION'
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in the next six to 12 months we'll be doing our first implants for vision where even if somebody's completely blind um we can write directly to um the uh the visual cortex um but long term you would have very high resolution and be able to see multispectral wavelengths you could see an infrared ultraviolet radar it's like a superpower situation
This next joke might get me canceled. Come on. Transgender people aren't what they used to be. And really, there's two issues. There's trans and there's non-binary, and they often get conflated in our media, but they're very separate issues. Trans and non-binary. So non-binary, that's the one with the pronouns. So there's now more pronouns than the
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