Hey Mitch! Jimmy, your new nose looks great. Thanks, best $200 I ever spent. Hey, uh, Jimmy, that girl you're with, she's not the, uh... Yep. Lin Young, the Saigon whore who bit my nose off. We're getting hitched. Oh. Jimmy, let's go! Hold on, I'm talking to my friend here. Jeez. Sometimes you gotta remind the hen who the rooster is. Well, good luc
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Dad, can I have some advice? No. I'm taking this girl on a first date, and I really like her, and I don't want to screw it up, but I've got no idea where to take her. It's easy, you just do the trick. What's the trick? Don't plan anything. Just when you get in the car, say, 'Hey, guess where we're going.' And then whatever she says, you take her th
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