I'm saying, I'm addicted to this big. Kids gonna be waking up like this. A n***ro stick's gonna come in and get me, mom. I'm gonna tell y'all a little joke y'all can tell in school, all right? Because I've been telling this dirty stuff. Okay? Here's a little joke for y'all. Y'all can listen to it too. I know lots of times people see my show, then g
This is why Europe will FALL soon. Europe will fall in the next hundred years. I don't think the world is overpopulated. I think we're underpopulated. In order for civilization to maintain itself, it must have a fertility rate of 2.11 kids per woman. Historically, no culture has ever reversed a 1.9 fertility rate. And a rate of 1.3 is mathematicall
A family sit this grumpy old man down and say, 'Dad, we think it's time for a nursing home.' He says, 'Over my dead body!' So, after a lot of arguing, he finally moves in. On his first day, he's lying in bed feeling miserable, thinking his life is over, when a friendly orderly walks in. She smiles and says, 'How are you doing today, sir? I see this
Pov your intrusive thoughts Take over when your friend bends over twitch.tv/dalcompeach. Sound of a spring/boing, then a 'geh' sound, followed by a surprised gasp.
Pitcher calls umpire "fat motherf***er". Chopping up the middle. Arroyo runs into the umpire. And with that, the Mariners have him on the corners. Bill Miller, our crew chief. Wrong place, wrong time. F___ING FATASS. GET OUT OF THE WAY. Sorry about it, man. Yeah. Ferguson not very good. FAT MOTHERF___ER. Oh, he was it. I got that much. No Jomboy ne
How do you... She said that she was guarding me, like she said she was locking me up, so I said 'scoreboard'. And the ref didn't like that, but I mean... It was in the third. How do you balance that when you know one more is a suspension? I mean, like I'm never gonna back down. And, you know, I think it was the same thing with the way Kelsey was in
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