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avatar Joseph Mitchell

I'm so old I fart dust. When I bend over I look around to see what else I can do while I'm down. I'm so old my phone number is seven. Childhood photos are cave drawings. When I was young dinosaurs were just large pets. When someone says let's do shots I assume we're going to the doctor. When I was born rainbows were black and white.

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avatar Mark Manson

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avatar John Paul

What? What? Can you marry me? Oh! Oh! Oh my! Oh! You guys wanna... Oh! I'm gonna cry! Give me a hug! Oh my God! How wonderful! How wonderful!

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avatar Isabella Lewis

Why is Planet of the Apes racist? You saw that movie, Planet of the Apes, with Mark Wahlberg. They're both racist to me, man. The first one was like, get your damn dirty ape hands off. And I'm like, oh, come on, what are you really talking about? And then I see the new one. I'm thinking, this is a more progressive time. This will not be as racist

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avatar Jeremy Jordan
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avatar Jacob Junior

Yes, this is the guy. Yeah, this is him. This is him. Check this out. How do you know that there aren't parents with a child who's going to an absolutely vital appointment with their cancer specialist, and yet you're taking huge risks with other people's lives as individuals? What gives you that right? You're completely right. Can you explain to m

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