It's the dogs. It's the siren. Sirens give me sirens. We gotta leave it out for a second and I'll do it. One guys thank. How we doing guys? Thank you so much. Hudson River Greenway. NYPD POLICE.
Going out in your 30's: Yo it's Friday night, you ready to go out? Go out where? I don't know to a bar or something? Dude it's 9 o'clock are you insane? Okay well you never come out so maybe maybe you should do it just this once. Are you driving? Sure. What's the parking situation like? Alright boy's night, are you ready? Just letting you know I ha
It's gonna be a strip of thing. Check this out. Come on. That's not all. Wait, that's not all. Kept going. Oh! Clean. That's not all. Kept going. We kept going. Double bag black on it. Jeez. Come on, man. Nice work, boys.
When you get caught in a lie but you're already too deep to back out. What are you talking about? I'm not at the video store. I'm in my apartment. I can see you, Carl. I'm outside the video store. That's not me. It's not? Oh, I know what's happening. There is this guy who looks just like me, who goes to a lot of the same video stores that I do. Tha
Tough being a woman in general, right ladies? Just kidding. It's fucking easy. Shut up bitches. We have everything. We have everything we've ever wanted and we're still not happy. I think we're the problem. FOLLOW ME.
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