James, you got this from the bank? No. Say, say, swear to your mother. I swear to god on my mother. On your mama you got this from the bank? No. I got it. You got this bill. Okay, what I want to know is, is this real paper, bro? That's what I'm saying, bro. Like I'm trying to understand, like what bank, what bank issues you that bill? Who what bank
I'm fine being the villain in your story, because in mine you're the pathological narcissist without integrity, honesty, emotional intelligence, or the maturity to take accountability. What's wrong? You don't like what you see? You call this black-hearted motherfucker out of me. You lit the fire. You set that darkness free. Now you want to act like
And another lady went to the doctor and she told the doctor that one of her breasts was longer than the other. And the doctor said well there's nothing unusual about that. Do you know why? She said yes I do. She said my husband likes to sleep with one of them in his mouth. And doctor said well there's nothing unusual about that. She said we have tw
JOHNNY CASH HURT 2002 I hurt myself today to see if I still feel. I focus on the pain, the only thing that's real. The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting, try to kill it all away, but I remember everything. What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away in the end. And you could have it all, my empire of dirt. I will let
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