Johnny strikes again. Johnny. Yeah, teach. There are three ducks on a fence. And if you shoot one with a shotgun, how many ducks are left? Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is going to make them all fly off. Oh, no. There'll be two ducks left if you shoot them with a shotgun. But I like the way you're thinking. Well
FALL OUT BOY IMMORTALS. BIG HERO 6. We are what we are but we don't have to be. I'm bad behavior but I do it in the best way. I'll be the watcher of the eternal flame. I'll be the guard dog of all your fever dreams. Oooh. I am the sand in the bottom half of the hourglass. Oooh. I tried to picture me without you but I can't 'cause we could be immort
Hey, hey, hey, hey, sweetheart, my darling, come here, honey, come here. I know you've been crying, come here. Baby, you're gonna be fine. You're gonna be just fine. I know you didn't ask for this, and it's not fair. Just let me have you here for this one, okay? Take a deep breath and let it out. For what it's worth, I'm proud of you. You've been s
In China, when the rain starts to fall, no one rushes inside like we do. There, people calmly stay on their veranda as if the bad weather doesn't even exist. And all of this is thanks to an invention that is as simple as it is ingenious: a retractable roof that anyone can open in just a few seconds. Usually, a veranda in the rain is ruined. Everyon
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