MAN ARRESTED FOR EATING A SANDWICH. *POINTS AT SANDWICH*. YOU'RE EATING! SO WHAT? THE LAW! IT'S A CALIFORNIA LAW! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO DETAIN YOU. NO! I DO! YOU'RE GOING TO... GOING TO JAIL FOR EATING... FOR... RESISTING ARREST! I'M NOT RESISTING ARREST! I HAVEN'T DONE ANYTHING WRONG! WHERE IS THE SIGN UP HERE THAT SAYS THAT WE CAN'T EAT ON THE PLAT
If you promise that you will not ask me another question about your case. I will never ask you again. We won't have to talk about it anymore. Just did you do it? Hah, no I didn't. Nope. Did not do it. After we finished filming, OJ said to me that he had a surprise for me, and I genuinely was surprised. I think it was his idea of a joke. And this is
If humans acted like dogs Somebody call 911, she's @DUKE_THE_MALAMUTE Somebody leash this lunatic. Imagine having HER as your pack leader. Yep. She officially lost her last brain cell. I don't know this woman. Help! Out of all the homes... I got the crazy one.
Have you ever heard of a game called Werewolf? No. Everyone gets a piece of paper. It's either got Villager written on it, but two have the word Werewolf. Someone runs the game to make sure no one's cheating. And they go, okay, it's night time, everyone close your eyes. Werewolves choose someone to kill. And the werewolves go... They say, okay, eve
F*ck around and find out. There is a ginormous snapping turtle right here. Oh, bro, he's pulling out of these rocks. Dude, he's strong. He is so strong, man. You're pretty strong. Oh my god, bro. Dude. Come on, man, I'm not gonna hurt you, I promise. Oh, he smells. Oh, man, he's showing his teeth. Whoa! There we go, big ass snapping turtle, baby, l
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