Part 1 I got a tooth that's kinda loose My belly is getting bigger Waste size 42 and my prostate's getting larger I pee more than I should My pecker feels like cotton But it used to feel like wood She still loves me She still tells me I'm cute And even though she screws a pool boy I love it still feels new She loves me And I love her just the same
What is happening here? Oh you gotta go pee pee? Yes sir. Okay, I just want you to know that have you ever looked in the mirror? Because when you stand up, it's weird as fuck. You're going to go pee pee? And I'm going to get some fucking. And you're going to get some beer. Yes sir. Okay. What the fuck are you doing? Love sucks. True love swallows.
Are you in a relationship? As of recently, no. Oh no. We were together for 4 and a half years, but if you know anything about the lesbian community, a breakup is not like in the straight world where like you breakup and you block each other and like you go your separate lives. It's like who's going to keep the dog? But when she got here, the dog di
Where are you from? It's complicated. By your accent, I would say it's not. Are you winning or losing a war right now? We have two citizenships. Is one of them Russian? Yeah. And you can guess the other one. Israeli? Yeah. The whole row here is Russian or Israeli? Sh*t. So we are winning and losing at the same time. We are not winning and losing at
SAY IT FOR ME MUSIC I want me back ORIGINAL SONG I found an old photo from a life that feels so away The smile looked effortless The kind you don't have to fake She didn't know heartbreak didn't know goodbye Didn't know some storms can change you for life She thought forever meant forever God she was beautiful And I know life changes people I know
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