What?! How long have you been sleeping with Ben? That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get— Why would I— I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your— You have— The nerve. The audacity. Ben is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, facewise. And how— How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Mayb
Raindrops are falling on my head, and just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed, nothing seems to fit. Those raindrops are falling on my head, they keep falling. Syrian soldier recording himself & comrades. fixed-wing drone strikes right next him.
He thought he was Just A Cheerleader. Respect, will ya? Oh, I got some mu'fuckin' respect for you, whiteboy. Aww, look at the white boy gettin' all red cuz he scared. Man, what the fuck yo' punk ass gone do? Cheer me to death? Thass right! Wait--Ah! Who's the punk now, huh? Are any of y'all gone help me? Ooh-- Aah! Uhh--uhh-- Oh, sh! Somebody help
Johny was then lost for three hours and was found outside the wedding venue by a taquero. Hi, my name is Chris, this is my first drink. Hi, my name is Chris, my last drink. I'm Joe, and this is my first drink. Actually, this is my first drink of the day. I'm the cousin of the bride and this is my first drink of the night. Hi, my name is Stuart, and
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