When I keep my girl's picture on my wallet. Hey babe, can I get some money? I need to go buy a few things. Yeah. Here, check what you need from there. Oh, I didn't know you kept a picture of me in your wallet. Of course, my love. You know, there's days that are super difficult and hard. You deal with a bunch of stress, a million things. I open my w
The Constitution is standing strong tonight. HUGE NEWS: The TRUMP ADMINISTRATION Is Considering DRUG Testing FOOD STAMP Recipients. Would you support this? Trump's plan for drug testing food stamps has just been confirmed as legal today. The court has ruled in favor of accountability, and the radical left is in total ruins as their plan fails tonig
Do you think you could lift like 130 140 pounds? Yeah. You think you could lift it and set it right on your face? Oh my gosh, honey. I didn't finish but I pretended I was full. Oh my gosh. I'm like a pinky toe. I'm cute and small and you'll be banging me on the coffee table later. I love coffee. You wanna fill me with your vanilla sweet cream? Oh m
Who did this? OMG... Who did this voiceover? Attention, please. Attention! If you're a crazy, liberal, ugly woman, otherwise known as crazy Karens, please go back home and annoy your husbands instead of our beautiful ICE officers. Although, when you think about it, you probably don't have a husband because you're fat and ugly and annoying and nobod
There's nothing special about being an American. None of you can define for me what an American is. -Joe Biden. Oh YES we can!! I am the nation. I was born on July 4th 1776. And the Declaration of Independence is my birth certificate. The bloodlines of the world run in my veins because I offered freedom for the oppressed. I am many things. And many
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