When the woman is sleeping, only 10% of electrical activity in her brain is shut down. Woman is sleeping 90% alert. That's a scary thought. But it's designed by nature, so in the middle of the night she can hear what? The baby crying. Do you realize that only female voices just now answered that question? Man, we don't even know. No, no, no. We kno
Here's The Monkees. I thought love was only true in fairy tales. Meant for someone else but not for me. Love was out to get me. That's the way it seemed. Disappointment haunted all my dreams. Then I saw her face. Now I'm a believer. Not a trace of doubt in my mind. I'm in love. I'm a believer. I couldn't leave her if I tried. GRETSCH. VOX. The Monk
Thief runs with phone. Thief tries escaping. Store guy: Open it! Store guy calls the cops. Thief starts panicking. Store guy explains to cops. Thief: Why are you sitting there? Mom: Now what the f*ck is going on!? Store guy: Run out the store. Store guy: All she has to do is give the phone back and I can take the screen off for her. Thief: Now take
Mom threatened with losing her kids by doctor. Mom will lose her kid if she doesn't do what the doctor says. You're going to force me to put my kid on ADHD medicine or else you're going to call CPS on me? To be real. I never said anything about forcing you. I'm saying this is what's recommended for your kid. You have to put your kid on these meds.
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