When you are trying to get custody. So, madam, why do you feel you deserve custody of this child? Well, I brought him into this world, so I should get custody of him. That's a simple, but fair enough reason. And you, sir, why do you feel you deserve custody of this child? Well, if I put money into a Pepsi machine and a Pepsi comes out, is it mine o
RIP Peter Cullen (Voice of Eeyore). All of my favorite things. Ate dandelions, took a nap, even got to fly. Everybody shared presents with me. Even got me the best cake in the wood. Sounds like a pretty good day to me.
Part 1 Mister Robinson's Neighborhood Best Moments (SNL) Hello boys and girls. It sure is cold in my place. You know why? Mr. Landlord turned off my heat. Mr. Landlord, it's me, Mr. Robinson. What's your problem? I'm freezing, Mr. Landlord. Can you cut the heat back on? I'll turn your heat back on when you pay your rent, Robinson. Then you can free
My girl is my mind if I don't find something to pacify. Oh, I fucked up. When you entered this competition, did you really believe that you could become what you're standing on now, the American Idol? You are the worst singer in America. Fuck you! Kiss my fucking ass! It is with my woman, I know she's gonna help me with my mind. 666. American Idol.
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