Who pissed in your Wheaties? Understand while you're stomping around the porch like you done lost your mind. You woke a mad pit dog, yelled at the skies and blamed the rooster 'cause he crowed too loud at five. Put on your big boy britches, son. Quit acting like the world owes you one. Your truck won't start, your coffee tastes bad, and now you're
Benny Johnson. Despite making up 2% of Minnesota's population, Somalis account for 90% of the fraud. I think one of the reasons that they were coming after you is they saw the kind of economy and entrepreneurship that you're helping to build. They saw suddenly that the CEOs of the future are not all gonna look like me. The CEOs of the future are go
My wife almost killed me one night in bed. I didn't know what to do because I didn't recognize the noise. You ever look for a noise? By the time I realized it, I was almost gone. 11 o'clock, this is the noise I hear... (fart sound) She says, 'What's the matter? You didn't hear that?' 'What'd it sound like?' 'Like Superman just flew over the house.'
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