You don't have to look like this. You're very beautiful. You don't have to wear the blonde wigs. You don't have to wear the extreme clothes, right? No, it's it's certainly a choice. I don't like to be like everybody else. I've often made the statement that I would never stoop so low as to be fashionable. That's the easiest thing in the world to do.
I think I downloaded the wrong episode of Sesame street. I'm genuinely horrified to interview this homeless man. Oh good, you're not jerking off. Good morning America, and today we bring you another episode of what the actual fuck did I just watch. On today's episode, we witness a crackhead who pretends to be homeless in order to collect an easy we
What do you do for a living, sir? I manage high-stakes cases of pathological lying. Oh, uh-huh. So you work for the Democrats? Look, nobody's done more for the homeless than Democrats. Yeah, because they made a thousand new ones.
Something small that brings you joy in your life. What's something small in your daily life that gives you genuine joy these days? Dogs. It's dogs. Whatever else is happening, you know, I love working, I love my life, I love pottering around, I love playing tennis. I love all the things I do all the time. But the simplest thing, when me and Jane go
Do I Look Like MAN??? Do I look like a man? Glad you asked. Yes, you do. I'm sorry, Mr. Handicap Man. I didn't mean to offend you. I'm gonna tell you something now, it's gonna blow your mind and you're not gonna believe me. I don't look like a man. You're right. I don't believe you. You look like a man. Keep Real. Stay Alive!
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