YOU SAVED ME DAD. Oh no. He's dead. Did I kill him? We're gonna have to jump start his heart. 100 volts. Didn't work. Oh no. 200 volts. Oh my god. Oh my god. 400 volts. He's alive!
I thought it was going to be bigger. I know the feeling. Hey babe, did you miss me? Yeah, with every bullet so far. Am I the only one you slept with? You are, the rest kept me up all night. You good? No. Can you give me a couple more inches? I've been asking you that for years. Are those new? Oh yeah, they're my new skinny jeans. What do you think?
Pastor John. Let me be clear about something. God is not a Democrat. God is not a Republican. But His values are not hard to find. He is pro-life. Genesis 1:27. He is pro-border. Nehemiah 2. He is pro-law and order. Romans 13:4. He is pro-male and female. Genesis 1:27. He is pro-Israel. Genesis 12:3. Now you tell me which party lines up closest wit
Check out this magnet setup. You see that? Before I show you what this is used for, let me show you how it works. Each of these silver spots is a permanent magnet slipped into this plastic ring. When I bring another magnet close, you'll see it's attracted to each of these. They're all oriented the same way. I'm going to flip it over. So now you can
A compilation of various clips showing cats startling people. In one clip, a cat jumps out from behind a tree, causing a cyclist to fall. The cat meows. In another, a cat jumps on a sleeping person, making them fall out of bed. A cat jumps into a washing machine, then out, slamming the lid. A cat jumps on a man talking on the phone, making him yell
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