Time is like a river. You cannot touch the same water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment in life. Unknown
Never say 'F*ck you'. Say this instead. Sarcastic English: 'Your absence would be the greatest gift.' Formal English: 'You will vacate this space forthwith.' Upper class English: 'I find your company intolerably tedious.' Victorian English: 'I should rather be left to solitude than endure the torment of your presence.' Royal English: 'I have exhaus
Batman @Drunk_run My wife wants me to sell the small house my mother left me so she can help her sister pay off a debt. She says she'll pay me back. I told her no. She seems upset about it. Says I'm choosing a building over family.
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