God damn, that's one fine ass hitchhiker. Let me go pull up. Hi, you alright? Hi. I always know what I want for dinner. If I say I'll be ready in five minutes, I'll be ready in four. And if I'm saying I'm not mad, I actually mean it. Well, if that's the case, you can replace my wife. Jump in, bitch. You heard him, bitch. What the fuck?
When you pick up a hitch hiker in Byron. Oh, a hitchhiker. We should pick him up. Nah, fuck that. Remember what dad said? Oh, no, come on, boys, pick him up. It's good karma. You never know the stories you'll get. Holy shit! Thanks for the lift, fellas. So what's in the box, mate? Oh, I just got my tambourine. I have my knife. Oh, what's that for,
Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said thanks how do you know I'm not a serial killer? I replied the chances of two serial killer's being in the same car are astronomical.
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