Bro really changed the subject all the way to Mars. Mr. President, Mr. President, sir. How do you explain the continual upheaval in Iraq? Even after the capture of Saddam Hussein? Why are you doing this, man? I thought she's my black brother. Why you ask me questions like that? Fine, I'll answer your stupid-ass question. Here's what I feel about Ir
One day my boss taught me our sexual harassment policy out of nowhere. No, I'm just kidding. She taught me a lot of things and that was one of them. The policy was that if you were to sexually harass someone, you'd go straight to final warning. If you ever do it again, you're fired. The next day my boss was like, Sarah, tell the team what you learn
You say I drink too much. You say I cuss too loud. You say I ain't your kind of man in this little church town crowd. You talk like I should be to get your sympathy. But I was born hard headed, don't need your company. I don't give a fuck if you don't like me. I ain't here to kiss nobody's ring. I'll be down this dirt road, leaning in the high beam
I met Bruno in the shelter where he was labeled as aggressive. He was so untrusting of humans but desperate for love. I refused to give up on him. With time, he slowly started trusting me. Then one day, he asked for love. Caught on Furbo. In just 1 month, Bruno has completely transformed into the most loving & affectionate boy. (Cat meows and purrs
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