Part 3. Oh. What. Oops, supposed to be quiet, I'm so sorry. Man, my hands are still wet. Can you dry off my hand? I thought the barks would hide that. All right. Lovely. Farts.
I've had it. That's it. I'm going to my mom's. Hey, hey, no, no, no, no, no. I'm going to my mom's. What about the kids? They can go to their mom. WHEN SHE PLAYS THE 'I'M GOING TO MY MOM'S' CARD DURING AN ARGUMENT
Can you please tell me what a woman's body has to do with selling beer? All right. Number one. If it wasn't for beer, there would be at least three people who probably wouldn't even be married. Me. Jefferson. And probably Lisa Marie Presley. And number two. Since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want. And hold on to your corn cob
A horse-drawn cart with hay passes a speed camera on a rural road, followed by a motorcycle. A computer screen then displays the image from the speed camera, showing the horse cart with a speed reading of '337 KM/H'. Police officers react with surprise to this absurd reading.
They said there's zero evidence that illegal immigrants vote in our elections....you sure about that? Let me be clear. Donald Trump has zero credibility on the issue of election integrity. He's cried wolf and peddled bizarre conspiracy theories about fraud with no evidence. A FEW MOMENTS LATER. This breaking just a moment ago, New Jersey's Democrat
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