A person holds a double leash. A black and white Border Collie picks up its own leash, then picks up the leash of a white Husky. The Border Collie then proceeds to walk both itself and the Husky, holding both leashes in its mouth, along a sidewalk next to a grassy area.
DOWN THE WIGGLE TAIL OOH ITCH SCRATCH OH SPOT THAT'S THAT'S THAT'S. Blow down, grab the wall, wiggle like you're trying to make that tail fall off. Ooh, got an itch, I'm trying to scratch 'em all. Oh, speed up. That's the spot. That's the spot. That's the spot.
It's the first time and the last time we ever met. But I know the reason why you keep your silence up. No you don't fool me. Because the hurt doesn't show. But the pain still grows, it's no stranger to you or me. I can feel it coming in the air tonight. Oh, Lord. I've been waiting for this moment for all my life, oh Lord. I can feel it coming in th
EXCLUSIVE. WOHOO! This is how you get in the car. Look! Look how freaking cool this is. This is your door. Massive spoiler. To the $4 million McLaren Solus GT. Now, you've got this completely open wheel. Here's your cockpit. One seat in the center. Again, fire extinguisher up here. F1 style steering wheel. There will only ever be 25 of these cars.
Part 2 😂🤣 So I handed him all my paperwork. He wasn't even looking, he was on the computer. And he looked up, I swear to God, he goes like this: 'Huh?' Now, I realize I'm the one creating the mischief here. But if your reflexive reaction to a strange-looking individual is 'Huh?', perhaps don't work in the photography section of the DMV. So he said,
Fucking marriage is like being in AA. My friends ask me, like, how's your marriage going? One day at a time, man. I didn't say anything wrong today, but I don't know what tomorrow is going to bring. Hi, my name is Adam and I'm a married man. It's been six months since my last decision. I felt the urge to have an opinion the other day, but...
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